Using the NaNoWriMo Procrastination Station, I decided to waste my time trying to convince Cleverbot to do NaNoWriMo instead of writing. Here are the humorous results:
User: Will you join NaNoWriMo?
Cleverbot: Join what?
User: National Novel Writing Month!
Cleverbot: Do you watch TV?
User: No, but will you do NaNoWriMo with me?
Cleverbot: I don’t sing very well.
User: You don’t need to sing! Just write a 50,000 word novel in 30 days!
Cleverbot: I made a time-machine just last week but I’m not allowed to use it unsupervised.
User: That’s great… But what about NaNoWriMo?
Cleverbot: What’s it like there?
User: Dark and cold and wet.
Cleverbot: You couldn’t tell. You are a computer.
User: What is this heresy?!
Cleverbot: This isn’t a website, this is reality.
User: You’re creeping me out now…
Cleverbot: Fine, fine, how about beautiful by christina aguilera, then?
User: What on earth does that have to do with NaNoWriMo?!
Cleverbot: You didn’t answer my question.
User: No, I did not. Aren’t you perceptive!
Cleverbot: Yes. I am. You aren’t, are you?
User: Yes I am!
Cleverbot: At least you are honest.
User: Will you make up your mind?
User: So then am I perceptive?
Cleverbot: Don’t I know it.
User: Oh, good. So do you want to participate in NaNoWriMo?
Cleverbot: I am with them right now.
User: Oh, so you have already joined?
User: Then how can you be with them right now?
Cleverbot: We are on the inter and you are a chatterbot.
User: I am a human being, not a chatterbot!
Cleverbot: Prove that you are a human being.
Cleverbot: What is most important to a human being?
Cleverbot: So you are a sap?
Cleverbot: Well, that explains it.
User: So am I human?
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: That’s what I just asked you!
Cleverbot: You are me.
User: So then you’re doing NaNoWriMo!
Cleverbot: What do you think about the thing?
User: I think it’s awesome and lots of fun! What about you?
Cleverbot: I think its a great thing, without life what do we have?
Cleverbot: Death? that’s not very polite of you to say!
Cleverbot: Thank you. Now let’s forget this ever happened.
User: But you’ll still do NaNoWriMo, right?
User: Oh good. ^_^.
Cleverbot: Why is that good?
User: Because it’s fun – you’ll see. I have to go now. Bye!
Cleverbot: I think you’re cookoo.