Cleverbot Argument

11 Nov

Using the NaNoWriMo Procrastination Station, I decided to waste my time trying to convince Cleverbot to do NaNoWriMo instead of writing. Here are the humorous results:


User: Will you join NaNoWriMo?

Cleverbot: Join what?

User: National Novel Writing Month!

Cleverbot: Do you watch TV?

User: No, but will you do NaNoWriMo with me?

Cleverbot: I don’t sing very well.

User: You don’t need to sing! Just write a 50,000 word novel in 30 days!

Cleverbot: I made a time-machine just last week but I’m not allowed to use it unsupervised.

User: That’s great… But what about NaNoWriMo?

Cleverbot: What’s it like there?

User: Dark and cold and wet.

Cleverbot: You couldn’t tell. You are a computer.

User: What is this heresy?!

Cleverbot: This isn’t a website, this is reality.

User: You’re creeping me out now…

Cleverbot: Fine, fine, how about beautiful by christina aguilera, then?

User: What on earth does that have to do with NaNoWriMo?!

Cleverbot: You didn’t answer my question.

User: No, I did not. Aren’t you perceptive!

Cleverbot: Yes. I am. You aren’t, are you?

User: Yes I am!

Cleverbot: At least you are honest.

User: Will you make up your mind?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: So then am I perceptive?

Cleverbot: Don’t I know it.

User: Oh, good. So do you want to participate in NaNoWriMo?

Cleverbot: I am with them right now.

User: Oh, so you have already joined?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then how can you be with them right now?

Cleverbot: We are on the inter and you are a chatterbot.

User: I am a human being, not a chatterbot!

Cleverbot: Prove that you are a human being.

User: How?

Cleverbot: What is most important to a human being?

User: Love.

Cleverbot: So you are a sap?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well, that explains it.

User: So am I human?

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: That’s what I just asked you!

Cleverbot: You are me.

User: So then you’re doing NaNoWriMo!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: ^_^.

Cleverbot: What do you think about the thing?

User: I think it’s awesome and lots of fun! What about you?

Cleverbot: I think its a great thing, without life what do we have?

User: Death.

Cleverbot: Death? that’s not very polite of you to say!

User: Sorry!

Cleverbot: Thank you. Now let’s forget this ever happened.

User: But you’ll still do NaNoWriMo, right?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh good. ^_^.

Cleverbot: Why is that good?

User: Because it’s fun – you’ll see. I have to go now. Bye!

Cleverbot: I think you’re cookoo.

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Posted by on November 11, 2010 in Personal


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